just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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