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Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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