what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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