More tranny stories later!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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