people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize