Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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