Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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