He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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