Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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