I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
that may or may not have been my penis.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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