Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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