I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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