yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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