i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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