So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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