And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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