he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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