No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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