wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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