There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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