Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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