I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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