I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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