I showed him my bush... on skype.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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