your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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