i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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