I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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