I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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