I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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