I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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