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say what?
wanna hang out?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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