I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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