ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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