Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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