But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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