we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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