Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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