im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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