hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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