Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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