i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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