You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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