wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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