just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Randomize
