this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm in love with you.
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
they need to just BURY HIM!
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
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you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"