I CAN MOONWALK!
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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