I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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