Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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