we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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