dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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