almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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