Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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