No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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