I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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