its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Randomize
