My hair reeks of homosexuality.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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