So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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