If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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