wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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